$67.00
For the ones who are too pretty to pay rent, sipping on Diet C*nt, and embracing full Swamp Princess energy, this pack is a whole vibe. Featuring bold, hand-decorated cookies with sassy phrases like "Hate Everyone But Us", "Babygirl", and an iconic Swamp Princess portrait, this set is the perfect mix of feral, fabulous, and funny.
Whether you're gifting a bestie, celebrating your main character era, or just want cookies that match your energy, this pack is here to serve attitude and sugar in equal measure.
What's Included: 1 Swamp Princess, 1 Too Pretty To Pray Rent, 1 Diet C*nt, 1 Babygirl, 1 Hate Everyone But Us
Flour
Sugar
Eggs
Vanilla
Butter
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Room Temperature
Don't Refrigerate
Dry Environment
Lasts 3 weeks
Warm them in the oven at 350 degrees for 3 minutes (oven temperatures may vary)
Store in an airtight container upon receiving them
If you're not ready to eat, you can freeze them up to 3 months. Wrap cookies in individual cookie wrap
We recommend dunking them in your milk of choice
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